Dear North Korea, There are simply TOO MANY people in Tokyo today. Please eliminate at least half. Yours sincerely, Had-Enough-In-Harajuku. #
Crowds milling outside Forever 21 in Harajuku. Maybe Jesus and John Lennon are working the tills today. http://twitpic.com/4gwmi #
Mmm, Freshness Burger. Food so greasy you rub it on the wall and the wall turns [...]

Panna Cotta & Raspberry Haagen Daz Crispy Sandwichs: Where have you been all my life? #
You try to open the door but there’s too much blood on the knob! #
Let’s imagine for a moment your house was ransacked by thugs, your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths… #
Feesh and cheeps? [...]

@Control__Freak Top mix, man! Particularly love the iTal Tek (have I capitalised that correctly?) track. His stuff is amazing. #
@hello_amy Hello… er, Amy! #
@polstyle Sounds like the premise to a hi-larious sitcom to me… in reply to polstyle #
@Control__Freak Downloading it now! Btw in Dublin ‘brutal’ means something that’s incredibly poor e.g. ‘United were [...]

Can’t say ‘retweet’ without thinking of how Jonathan Ross would pronounce a synonym for ‘withdraw’. #