Lovely (albeit oddly unsettling) stuff here from Mitchell & Webb:

Farewell James! The Apprentice, alas, will be significantly less quotable now that you’ve gone.
Neither of the finalists (Kate and Yasmina) are much cop really but I’d prefer Yasmina to win, if only because she seems to have a bit of personality and – from certain angles, in certain lights – is actually quite attractive.
Here’s (I [...]

The Apprentice Quote Of The Week™
Back to Ben this week, here pondering what the sign for the ‘London Gateway‘ might represent:
‘Gateway’ suggests that it’s a… gates to somewhere’.
The Apprentice Quote Of The Week™
From James this week, describing the inspiration behind his idea to adorn the cartoon parrot on the front of his teams cereal box with a breakfast bowl and a pair of crossed spoons instead of the traditional skull-and-crossbones:
‘I didn’t want to have something that looked like it was poisonous on [...]
The Apprentice Quote Of The Week™
Once again from Ben (this man is a machine):
‘I’m not nervous. Whoever’s up against me, their arseholes are going to be twitching like rabbits noses’.

Party Down
director | Rob Thomas
starring | Adam Scott, Ken Marino, Jane Lynch, Ryan Hansen etc.
I tweeted about this show earlier this week and it’s been one of the few new American comedies I’ve been enjoying this year (the other is Better Off Ted, which I’ll write about later). Party Down (terrible name, but never mind) [...]