… is what this site is, so apologies for any broken links, unfinished pages, and other assorted weirdness. It should, I hope, be more or less all sorted in the next few weeks. Thanks to MaxIsNow for the theme.

A short list of some of the more… curious queries that this site’s visitors have sent to search engines to find this place.
04. Susan Sarandon (again?!)
25. Episodes of Party Down that show nudity (first and the fourth one, I think)
29. Judi Dench (!)
Since I seem to be (unwittingly) attracting people interested in actresses of a [...]

Made a few cosmetic changes to the site this morning – some new links added to the sidebar, moved around some of the widgets, finally got a Contact Form on the About Page (right below my drunken, gurning mug). Still working on some kind of graphic for the background – the white’s a bit boring, [...]

Just another little picture I’ve been fiddling with instead of doing any actual work. My To-Do list grows longer by the hour.

^ Looks alright, I reckon. Still, it disappears when you go to the ‘About’ page. Any idea why that is?
EDIT: Fixed it. HTML FAIL.

I can blog from my phone! What a time to be alive!

As of today (April 2nd, 2009) these are the top three queries that this site’s visitors have sent to search engines to find this place.
1. Betamaxnomates
2. Susan Sarandon (?!)
3. Wanker
Hmm.

Here, for no real reason, is a picture of Little Boots. She’s very pleasant to look at, I’m sure you’ll agree and she’s talented to, er, boot. Here’s her hype.
Good to see the tags are working too.

After much to-ing and fro-ing, hemming and hawing, dillying, dallying, and dawdling, it appears that BETAMAXNOMATES.COM is (at last) up and running. Or stumbling at least. I’m still wrapping my tiny, reluctant brain around WordPress so – for now anyway – the site will be as simple as possible. I had initially planned on dividing [...]